There is a recurring storyline over at the club_voodoo Yahoo group that I like, but don't see very often. It concerns the conquests of Master Mobutu. I won't bore you with the details. Instead I have provided an illustrative caption below.
Update June 22nd : Credit where credit is due. Club Voodoo did not originate with the Yahoo Group, but rather with Suzette's stories over at FictionMania.