Tuesday, February 2, 2016

femslut21 Original : The Only Winning Move... (See News Below)



 OK, since this is my first caption in a about a year I clearly need a little motivation and I would like to hear from the audience a bit. So I'm going to play a little game with you all.

The Rules:
  1. I, femslut21, owe the blog one caption per calendar month if and only if someone writes in comments (or email) to remind me to do one that month. Once the month is over no requests to do "make-up" captions for any previous month will be honored.
  2. Only one caption per month is owed to the blog unless punishment is in effect. For instance even if five people notify me that I owe a caption for March I still only owe one for March. 
  3. From the date of the first notification I receive I have 30 days to complete a caption before it is considered late. No fair waiting until the evening of the 31st to notify me and then claiming the next day that I am late and deserve punishment. 
  4. Punishment comes in the form of additional captions for the blog. For every 10 days a caption is late I owe an additional caption.
The fine print:
  • I have to genuinely receive a notification for it to count. If something gets stuck in my spam filter or something I won't owe a zillion months of captions when I find it years later. 
  • You can request an element or theme you would like to see in the caption, but there are no guarantees that it gets included. I have a hard time getting inspired to write captions based on other people's kinks. Needless to say I absolutely won't do a caption with a theme I consider immoral or squicky.
  • Blog comments are preferred to email since they create a nice public time and date stamp that you can point to to prove I am late. 
  • The caption in this post counts as February 2016's caption completed.
  • Needless to say this isn't any kind of legally binding contract, but if I do need to cancel the deal for some unforeseen reason I will make a best effort to (a) post about it publicly on the blog and update this post and (b) be up-to-date with all my owed captions.
So that is that. If you all are vigilant you can easily guarantee that I produce a dozen or more captions per year.

8 comments:

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    1. I have been keeping up with my tumblr blog. So I don't think of myself as having been "gone". But that certainly isn't as creative an effort as this. So yeah, thanks, and it feels good to be back in the game.

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  2. I live tumblr as do I appreciate your mind our your beauty in sharing your thoughts

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    1. Ah. Excellent! I was hoping I wouldn't make it through March without someone requesting one. Based on your comment date it is due no later than April 9, 2016. I will start work soon. Thanks : )

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    2. Seems like it's already past the April 9th... And don't forget April's caption either.

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    3. Right you are on both accounts!

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  4. Does this mean I have to put an alarm setting in early for April as well, so we can get one by the end of that month too?

    Also, I see that you've been running mostly my really old captions that have naughty stuff in it. I've made quite a few more in the last year or two, including some very recently if you wish to have some of my newer stuff appear in your feed from time to time.

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